Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Hot Mama Minute # 3

The truth will set you free.

I bet those of you who haven't had a baby yet (or are against the practice entirely...which is completely fair) are thinking, "Why would I run errands in sweat pants, even if they weren't covered in urine?"

This is a question I can not answer.  Motherhood makes things that previously would have been unacceptable to you, seem completely normal and even rational.

Those of you in the bull pen, waiting for your turn up to bat, you will in a few months have:

A.  Home sweatpants.

B.  Fancy sweatpants (usually stain free) that you will deem appropriate for running errands and going to places like WalMart and Target.  But let's be honest.  Target has moved up in the world and is now probably worthy of...(gasp) jeans.


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