Thursday, December 16, 2010

A Mom's Song


The 12 Days of a Mom's Christmas

On the first day of Christmas,
my baby Henry gave to me
The Eclipse D-V-D.

On the second day of Christmas,
my baby Henry gave to me
Two saggy boobs,
And the Eclipse D-V-D.

On the third day of Christmas,
my baby Henry gave to me
A three hour nap, which was heaven-ly,
Two saggy boobs,
And the Eclipse D-V-D.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my baby Henry gave to me.
Four required outfit changes…each,
A three hour nap,
Two saggy boobs,
And the Eclipse D-V-D.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my baby Henry gave to me
Five wet burps,
Four outfit changes,
A three hour nap,
Two saggy boobs,
And the Eclipse D-V-D.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my baby Henry gave to me
Six extra pounds,
Five wet burps,
Four outfit changes,
A three hour nap,
Two saggy boobs,
And the Eclipse D-V-D.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my baby Henry gave to me
Seven machine-gun toots on my knee,
Six extra pounds,
Five wet burps,
Four outfit changes,
A three hour nap,
Two saggy boobs,
And the Eclipse D-V-D.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my baby Henry gave to me
Eight bath tub pees,
Seven machine-gun toots,
Six extra pounds,
Five wet burps,
Four outfit changes,
A three hour nap,
Two saggy boobs,
And the Eclipse D-V-D.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my baby Henry gave to me
Nine hungry melt-downs,
Eight bath tub pees,
Seven machine gun toots,
Six extra pounds,
Five wet burps,
Four outfit changes,
A three hour nap,
Two saggy boobs,
And the Eclipse D-V-D.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my baby Henry gave to me
Ten gummy grins,
Nine hungry melt-downs,
Eight bath tub pees,
Seven machine gun toots,
Six extra pounds,
Five wet burps,
Four outfit changes,
A three hour nap,
Two saggy boobs,
And the Eclipse D-V-D.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my baby Henry gave to me
Eleven loads of laundry,
Ten gummy grins,
Nine hungry melt-downs,
Eight bath tub pees,
Seven machine gun toots,
Six extra pounds,
Five wet burps,
Four outfit changes,
A three hour nap,
Two saggy boobs,
And the Eclipse D-V-D.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my baby Henry gave to me
Twelve months period-free,
Eleven loads of laundry,
Ten gummy grins,
Nine hungry melt-downs,
Eight bath tub pees,
Seven machine gun toots,
Six extra pounds,
Five wet burps,
Four outfit changes,
A three hour nap,
Two saggy boobs,
And the Eclipse D-V-D!



 

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